Took this one on my phone, pretty neat feature. Nearly dropped the phone into the toilet though. This is probably my favorite kind of poop, just a big massive poop. It feels horrible getting it out but after it’s out you actually feel lighter. I started to hover above the ground a bit.
This little family of turds was almost an accident. My suitemate loves to take up the bathroom all day (and when I say all day, I mean ALL DAY, it’s 4AM). I have no idea what he is doing in there. Presumably unloading his never ending fecal matter. Luckily, he finally finished his late night bombing run just in time for me to rush in and let out this magnificent motley of malted milk balls.
Poop in a toilet: THE RECKONING. This one was much smaller than yesterdays. I don’t know what has been making my poop so soft and light colored. Surprisingly, this one was a clean wipe. Also note the poop string (that bit of stringy poop stuff in the toilet). Poop strings seem to arise when you have soft poops. I’m not sure if the poop strings actually come directly out of the butthole or off of the poop. That’s all for today (probably).